You have endured, selflessly, the profound mental and physical ordeal of vasectomy. It should be observed that: Vasectomy is much worse than having several children; any malicious rumours to the contrary are nasty perversions of the truth. Recovery can only be achieved in a sustained atmosphere of peace with complete rest and domestic tranquility. Small culinary treats, gentle massage, and a tasteful collection of video and musical delights should be available at all times. Housework type drudgery, cleaning the car, weeding the garden, putting out the rubbish, and helping with shopping must not be undertaken during the FOUR YEAR recovery period. The irksome chore needs to be performed not only on Friday nights and Sunday mornings but on other days as well.  This will maintain the vasectomy in good running order. Failure to comply with the above will result in immediate reversal.     ..